Why This Home Is Practically a Stand-Up Comedy Routine with Granite Countertops.Welcome to the only home in Breinigsville bold enough to say, Yes, I have 4,200 sq ft of upgraded perfectionand Im not afraid to flaunt itFrom porcelain floors that shimmer like water (but dont get your socks wet), to a kitchen so modern it practically cooks for youthis home isnt just move-in ready... its strut-in-and-start-bragging ready.Forget HOA feesthis beauty is in Parkland School District *with no HOA drama*. Thats like getting a surprise tax refund check every month without doing your taxes.Still wondering? Weve got:- FIOS internet with **2 gigabits of speed**, which means your house can now stream, work, and game like its auditioning for a tech commercial.- Zero leaf cleanup (because those tall trees? Gone. Youre welcome.)- Driving distance to Air Products HQ, Trexlertown Mall, Hamilton Crossingbasically, youll be *close to everything except excuses*.So go ahead. Save this listing. Stalk it a little. But dont wait too longthis is a **Black Friday-in-July deal**, and it already knows its the main character.

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